Let’s face it, we all have those moments where we want to vocally rip a coworker a new one. Instead of adding to the national unemployment rate, these phrases have been provided so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner before you FLIP THE HELL OUT!
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f___ you’re doing.
TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a f___ing bit__.
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be sh__ing me!
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f___ing problem.
TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won’t work.
TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn’t you tell me sooner?
TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his a__.
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I’m on salary.
TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He’s a pr_ck.